The police want some gay pride
So how shocking was I when, entering Gay Pride Fest lat weekend, stumbled on the Police Dept booth where it reads “Fort Lauderdale Police Department NOW HIRING”?. Whaaat?

If one day a get a ticket, I can at least hope it is from a hot dyke female cop in uniform with a big Ray Ban glass. Can you imagine my answer to the infamous question?

No, but please, show me!