What lesbians drink besides beer?
So lesbian do like to drink, duhh. But besides beer that usually fills the role of the lesbian alcohol fix of the week, what kind of hard liquor has been rocking our parties lately? When you think alcohol, what comes to you mind? (Besides drama and wrong hook-ups in the bathroom?)
This is how I see drinks. They have personality.
Shots are for though chicks with no time to waste
Ex: Tequila body shots anyone? Tequila rose is awesome to impress straight chicks, ‘cause it’s pink.
Wine for deep women who are into reading and European movies
Ex: So you don’t know if it’s the book or the alcohol that is confusing you.
Fruity drinks if it’s before 5 or if you are a baby dyke
Ex: Because you can make it at home especially if you still leaves with you mom (moms always have juice in the refrigerator).
Creamy yummy liquor for dessert
Ex: After a nice dinner, don’t order dessert! Instead, take your date to a bar and order a White Russian or a Chocolate martini.
Vodka and whiskey
Ex: It’s says “I’m a top and I’m classy”. On the rocks please.
Beer kind of lesbian
Ex: I hate beer. It smells weird and makes you go to the bathroom way too often. Too much distraction if you pursuing a target.
What do you drink?
Tags: drinks, lesbian, party
