So Gay So What

What to do when a guy don’t get that you are not into him?

Some guys are so self-centered they just don’t see things. Or maybe they just refuse to see things. Like this is all a matter of talking you into watching a movie you know you will hate.

“Dude, I’m not to be convinced to go out with you NO MATTER what you say!” Do you get this? DO YOU GET THIS?” 

Well, some of them just keep on talking …. like the real reason you don’t want to go with them is because you are too busy and they are here to give you the best advice ever which includes, obviously, going out with them. Even if it’s just for an “innocent cup of coffee”. Yes, I heard that line. 

“What?” #1

You need to stop working so much, you need to enjoy your life, you need to rest and not study so much ….”.

“YES, just not with you! HELLO!!!”

“I have these amazing tickets and we should go to Disney World together next weekend

“What?” #2

There is no such thing as an innocent-nothing with a guy you just met. C’mon. We know guys. Just as predictable as a scary movie. They think with the little head.

So, when should we flag out the ultimate piece of info that would (supposedly) make them totally get your point.?

I’m gay. I like women, just like you do.” And I’m still being polite, even if they don’t deserve.

And you think.  “Now, this conversation is  o v e r “.

But, there is a twist (like a crappy scary movie) and I can assure you that 50% of the times, the conversation do not end there. And in fact, it’s when it totally gets dirty. Literally.

The following line is usually something like this: “Cool, I have this really hot girl friend and she is into girls too.

What #3 …  followed by WTF!

Great, now he wants to hook up his friend with me and him. Guys, guys, …. “I’m not into girls too. I am a   l e s b i a n .” 

“Damn, I hate old-fashioned straight places.” (I can deal with the modern ones, like, once a year). 

 The next day, the mutual friend calls you to tell you this:

“You know my friend from last night?” (Duuhh)

“No, I forgot already”.

“He can’t stop talking about you and he wants me to invite you (again?) to go to Disney with us nex…t…”

Wait wait wait. Listen to me. Tell him the day the goes out with a guy, I will go out with a guy too. CAN HE GET THIS?”

That’s seems to be most common way I let a guy down (not so) easy.

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